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March 20, 2012, 10:49 PM #25

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And then I seen this picture, so I decided to write up a little thing about it. Pretty clever, got a lot of laughs on FB.

Every year, thousands toddlers are trapped in the atrocious wheel gaps of vehicles with stock suspension. It's become a pandemic, but you, yes you can help your local neighborhood by lowering your car. The scientists at StanceNation have been working on a treatment for this shocking disorder, they recommend a relatively safe procedure called Hellaflush, in which the doctor will remove the cancerous stock suspension, and replace it with a new set of coil overs. For added flushness replace those awful stock wheels with some high offset rims. Tyre stretch, and roll fenders as needed.
Save toddlers. Lower your ****. That Is all.



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    March 22, 2012, 12:07 PM #26

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                      Originally posted by El Dorifto


                      Every year, thousands toddlers are trapped in the atrocious wheel gaps of vehicles with stock suspension. It's become a pandemic, but you, yes you can help your local neighborhood by lowering your car. The scientists at StanceNation have been working on a treatment for this shocking disorder, they recommend a relatively safe procedure called Hellaflush, in which the doctor will remove the cancerous stock suspension, and replace it with a new set of coil overs. For added flushness replace those awful stock wheels with some high offset rims. Tyre stretch, and roll fenders as needed.
                      Save toddlers. Lower your ****. That Is all.

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                        April 24, 2012, 10:45 PM #37

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                        Hahahaha I figured Id add it to the already hilarious description I put for the child stuck in the wheel well. haha, team effort :D
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                            Love this one!

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                              April 25, 2012, 05:47 PM #40

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                              I see video Anthony....

                              With a longer and unseen footage version. Haha, some pretty good scares.


                              Proof English people are full of piss and vinegar. Even Michael Myers doesnt scare us haha
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                                    Ahahahahahhahaha! That is terrible!
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                                        >go to England on vacation with some friends
                                        >we have to meet at the hotel at 9pm
                                        >it starts to get dark out
                                        >go to check my watch
                                        >I forgot it
                                        >Decide to go ask someone
                                        >find someone to ask
                                        >ARE YOU WIMBLY FOURS MATE!? IM CRIMBO NINAN SAX APPLE SMIBBLY DIN BIBBLY CHAP
                                        >have no idea what he just said, ask him to repeat it
                                        >YOU WOT M8?
                                        >he starts to laugh maniacally
                                        >Big Ben rings out
                                        >everyone stops in the ****ing street
                                        >a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street
                                        >the ****ing queen herself sticks her head out
                                        >OI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG
                                        >driver pokes his head out
                                        >6 BONGERS?
                                        >another man leaps out of the sewer
                                        >6 FECKING BONG?
                                        >people start pouring out in the street
                                        >YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIX-A-BONG-
                                        >store clerks and chimney sweeps chanting SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG
                                        >we try to get away, the filth is choking me
                                        >SIX A-BONG. SIX A-BONG. OLLY JOLLY ITS SIX-A-BONG!
                                        >the lyrics drown everything out. can't avoid the dancers
                                        >BANG UP THE KNACKERS AND SMACK YER MUM-
                                        >OLL IN THE STREETS ITS SIX A-BONG!
                                        >fish and chips being thrown into the air en masse at this point

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                                              American in England, wanted to know the time.
                                              Could not understand the english terminology.
                                              The city over-watch clock (Big Ben) rings 6 oclock (6 bong) and the queen rides down the street.
                                              England being as sophisticated as it is, the whole town bursts into song.

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                                                Originally posted by firelizard
                                                >go to England on vacation with some friends
                                                >we have to meet at the hotel at 9pm
                                                >it starts to get dark out
                                                >go to check my watch
                                                >I forgot it
                                                >Decide to go ask someone
                                                >find someone to ask
                                                >ARE YOU WIMBLY FOURS MATE!? IM CRIMBO NINAN SAX APPLE SMIBBLY DIN BIBBLY CHAP
                                                >have no idea what he just said, ask him to repeat it
                                                >YOU WOT M8?
                                                >he starts to laugh maniacally
                                                >Big Ben rings out
                                                >everyone stops in the ****ing street
                                                >a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street
                                                >the ****ing queen herself sticks her head out
                                                >OI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG
                                                >driver pokes his head out
                                                >6 BONGERS?
                                                >another man leaps out of the sewer
                                                >6 FECKING BONG?
                                                >people start pouring out in the street
                                                >YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIX-A-BONG-
                                                >store clerks and chimney sweeps chanting SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG
                                                >we try to get away, the filth is choking me
                                                >SIX A-BONG. SIX A-BONG. OLLY JOLLY ITS SIX-A-BONG!
                                                >the lyrics drown everything out. can't avoid the dancers
                                                >BANG UP THE KNACKERS AND SMACK YER MUM-
                                                >OLL IN THE STREETS ITS SIX A-BONG!
                                                >fish and chips being thrown into the air en masse at this point


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