Every year, thousands toddlers are trapped in the atrocious wheel gaps of vehicles with stock suspension. It's become a pandemic, but you, yes you can help your local neighborhood by lowering your car. The scientists at StanceNation have been working on a treatment for this shocking disorder, they recommend a relatively safe procedure called Hellaflush, in which the doctor will remove the cancerous stock suspension, and replace it with a new set of coil overs. For added flushness replace those awful stock wheels with some high offset rims. Tyre stretch, and roll fenders as needed.Save toddlers. Lower your ****. That Is all.
: learn to drive before you start spending money and turning wrenches; it's the best investment you can make.
I'm not a fan of blowing for a long time anyways ; )
^ What did I just read? lol
>go to England on vacation with some friends >we have to meet at the hotel at 9pm >it starts to get dark out >go to check my watch >I forgot it >Decide to go ask someone>find someone to ask >ARE YOU WIMBLY FOURS MATE!? IM CRIMBO NINAN SAX APPLE SMIBBLY DIN BIBBLY CHAP >have no idea what he just said, ask him to repeat it >YOU WOT M8? >he starts to laugh maniacally >Big Ben rings out >everyone stops in the ****ing street >a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street >the ****ing queen herself sticks her head out >OI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG >driver pokes his head out >6 BONGERS? >another man leaps out of the sewer >6 FECKING BONG? >people start pouring out in the street >YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIX-A-BONG->store clerks and chimney sweeps chanting SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG >we try to get away, the filth is choking me >SIX A-BONG. SIX A-BONG. OLLY JOLLY ITS SIX-A-BONG! >the lyrics drown everything out. can't avoid the dancers >BANG UP THE KNACKERS AND SMACK YER MUM->OLL IN THE STREETS ITS SIX A-BONG! >fish and chips being thrown into the air en masse at this point